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As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. No… but I’d like to be asked! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Get me aRead Now

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Michael! That’s what it said on ‚Ask Jeeves.’ First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, whatRead Now

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That’s what it said on ‚Ask Jeeves.’ It’s called ‚taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.Read Now